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| The Muslims are forever carrying out terrorist attacks on Israel, because the Jews keep taking over their land and forming their own communities. I recently went to Luton, and realised the Muslims are a bunch of hypocrites. |    |
Joke by Hue Marr 3, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , jew , town , immigration , israil - Current Score: 147 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| I took the wife for a night on the town. She told me she wanted to get smashed. So I pushed her in front of a bus. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged night , town , bus , pushed - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 week ago
| To be fair to Josef Fritzl, when he locked his daughter up 24 years ago, he did agree to release her when Huddersfield Town beat Leeds United again. 20/10/84 1-0 15/04/08 1-0 | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged fritzl , town , leeds , huddersfield town , 24 years , football , leeds united , boogaloo - Current Score: 58 - Added: 5 months ago
| Little pricks go in little condoms. Big pricks go in big condoms. So what do you put fat pricks into? A NEWCASTLE UNITED SHIRT | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged luton , town , pricks , big , small , condoms - Current Score: 51 - Added: 7 months ago
| A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there. When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it. He knocked and the panel slid open. A female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "OK, but this is a private club. Slide twenty bucks in the slot as an initiation fee," answered the voice. The man slid twenty dollars in the slot, the panel closed, and ten minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open. "Hey," exclaimed the man, "I want to get screwed!" "What?" said the voice, "Again?" | |
Joke by hellionfuck, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged man , dollar , screw , private , town - Current Score: 27 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
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