Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| Spot the odd one out: a) Olive Oil b) Wine c) Gold d) Silver e) Madeleine f) Zinc Answer: f. Zinc was never traded around the Mediterranean. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine , traded , trade - Current Score: 221 - Added: 8 months, 9 days ago
| A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet" "We don't sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply. "Well you've got one in the window!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world , wtc , 911 , trade , centre , world trade centre , america , usa , jumbo , jet , jumbo jet , jets , plane , planes , crash , window , windows - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Today is the 7th anniversary of the terrible "terrorist" attack on the world trade centre, I think we should pay tribute to those who died by bringing everyone together.... and having a jenga tournament | |
Joke by smiddy, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged september 11 , 911 world , trade , centre , trade centre , world trade centre - Current Score: 144 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.'' The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.'' The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir''' | |
Joke by skimp, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged clinton , president , pigs , hillary , trade , marine , cunt - Current Score: 130 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| The other day, I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I've ever made. | |
Joke by cb, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , gun , trade - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 weeks ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.04ms doing 7 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 0.87% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel