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| What's the difference between training a dog and training a wife? You can't see the bruises on a dog. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , dog , training - Current Score: 99 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| David Beckham is in training with Ryan Giggs. They are both joking and messing about when a furious Alex Ferguson comes up to them to give them a piece of his mind. "Lads, after todays performance you two can stay behind for extra training." Beckham and Giggs are gutted and then wait for the end of the session. Ferguson and the boys go home and it's just the two of them. "Let's just go home," says Giggsy, "who will know?" So they both go home to their respective houses. Beckham goes upstairs to hear passionate moaning and screaming coming from the bedroom. Becks goes to investigate and puts his head round the door to see Fergie pumping away at Victoria and is horrified. The next day in training Beckham and Giggs are fucking around when Fergie tells them both to stay behind again. Giggs turns to Beckham and says, "Let's just go home early again." "Fuck you," replies Beckham, "I nearly got caught yesterday." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged beckham , david , victoria , david beckham , victoria beckham , fergie , alex ferguson , giggs , ryan giggs , giggsy , man utd , manchester united , united , training , football - Current Score: 47 - Added: 9 months, 12 days ago
| My little dog bit me the other day so I took him to dog training classes. The instructor said, "every time a dog bites you, you should bite him back twice as hard." Now I'm praying he doesn't start humping my leg! | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , training , leg humping - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Have you heard - astronauts are doing training at Stamford Bridge - apparently theres no atmosphere. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged astronauts , atmosphere , training - Current Score: 1 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
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