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| It takes balls to be a transvestite. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged balls , tranny , crossdresser , oneliner - Current Score: 229 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| After a hard one night stand of fucking, a man is lying with a girl cuddled up in his arms. She starts gently stroking his cock and he asks her, 'Are you still horny?' 'No', she says, 'I just really miss mine!' | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > Sex Change - Tagged sex change , tranny , cock - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock, 'cause Jill's a pre-op tranny! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged jack n jill , tranny - Current Score: 119 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I was drunk in a poorly lit nightclub and ended up pulling a transvestite. I took her home and drilled her arse all night. I was furious and disgusted in the morning when I found out she was nigger. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , shemale , tranny , black , anal , fucking , bar , drunk , club , pissed - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| I dated this girl that loved anal. She turned out to be a transvestite. The ten inch cock up my arse was a dead give away. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged anal , tranny , cock , arse - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My mate has a Thai bride and she is insisting on staying a virgin until they are married. When we were playing 'Murder in the Dark' yesterday I slipped my hand down her panties for a quick feel. Boy is he in for a surprise on his Wedding Night. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Thai Bride - Tagged tranny , ladyboy , thai bride , games - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| A transvestite and a paedophile are sitting in a bar having a chat. The tranny says: 'I feel like I'm a young woman stuck in the body of a old man' The paedo says: 'I can relate to that, I'm an old man who's usually stuck in the body of a young boy' | |
Joke by Dicky McCunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , tranny , transvestite , paedophile , young boy - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| I'm never drinking again. Not because I have a killer hangover and not because I threw up all over the bed. But, waking up next to a Transvestite...... | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged tranny , drunk , hangover - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| My mate was bragging about this girl he met at the bar last night: "It was amazing! She had a 4" long clit and she loved doing oral - we did oral all night long! I think I'm in love with this girl!" I didn't have the heart to tell him... | |
Joke by Cyberpope, in Sex and shit > Advice - Tagged confusion , sucker , loser , secret , cruel , tranny , gay , clitoris , oral - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| Whats black and doesnt fit? The wife's knickers. | |
Joke by discostu, in Sex and shit > Dressing Up - Tagged cross dresser , tranny , hanging out the side - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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