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| What's the difference between Nadia from Big Brother's genitals and Tim Westwood? Tim Westwood is a cunt. |    |
Joke by wilko, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged tim , westwood , nadia , big brother , transexual - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first he really did not give it much thought, she had never mentioned it so why should he? But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me 6 months ago" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex Change - Tagged transexual , strange , genderbender , all wrong - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I just found out my twelve year old son wants to have a sex change. He says that all his life he has felt like he is female, and asked me to treat him just like I treat my daughter because they're both girls inside. So I raped him. | |
Joke by octopusfucker, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged rape , transexual , incest - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| After a long night of making love a young man rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man. He began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he asked. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he enquired. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" he demanded. The girl replied, "that's me before the surgery." | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Sex Change - Tagged transexual - Current Score: 15 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
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