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| I met this wonderful girl today, and we had so much in common. We both liked football, beer, pub food, and she even laughed at my offensive jokes. So, I took her back to my place and she sat me down and stripped totally naked. And it was at this point I saw we had something else in common. |    |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Transsexual - Tagged transsexual - Current Score: 238 - Added: 4 days ago
| My wife is so illogical. Last week she threw me out of the house, crying hysterically and calling me an 'animal'. Now I ask you, how many animals have you ever known to lie on the living room floor masturbating while a Brazilian transsexual takes a dump on the coffee table above? | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged masturbation , transsexual , dump , wife - Current Score: 91 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
| I once punched a transsexual in the face. It was fantastic. You really must try it. You get all the satisfaction of punching a woman but with none of the guilt! | |
Joke by Boldfish, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged transsexual , punch , guilt , face , woman - Current Score: 46 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| So an American man's had a baby... What's next, an American president having a brain? | |
Joke by randycandy, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , man , baby , transsexual , president , brain - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
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