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| What's the best thing about shagging a transvestite? When you reach round, it feels like it's gone all the way through! |    |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged transvestite - Current Score: 173 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| One day a lady ranch owner decided she needed a helping hand and posted a job advert in the local paper. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You've done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However, one a.m. came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He finally showed up around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly. "Now take off my socks." He did. "Now take off my skirt." He did. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told. "Now," she said "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "Don't you EVER wear my clothes to town again!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged transvestite , cross-dressing - Current Score: 139 - Added: 1 year ago
| My Mum used to say "boys will be boys" I don't think she had ever been to Thailand | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Proverbs - Tagged ladyboy , transvestite , proverb , mum - Current Score: 125 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary. | |
Joke by exeter, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged fat , alcoholic , transvestite , ian pearce - Current Score: 121 - Added: 5 months, 6 days ago
| A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff. She is very upset and crying loudly. "What are you doing up here?" says the man. "I’m going to kill myself," replied the woman. "Well, before you do, what about letting me fuck you in the ass?" said the man. The woman proceeds to let him fuck her in the ass and it's the best one the guy can remember. "Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself?" asks the man. "Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman." | |
Joke by Spoonfed, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , transvestite , anal sex , anal - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I'm not saying Ronaldo is thick but, after his recent escapade with transvestite prostitutes, when his team-mates asked him: "Did you actually enjoy that blow-job? Didn't you have any idea that it was a man?" He replied: "Well, come to think of it, it did taste a bit funny." | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Ronaldo - Tagged transvestite , prostitute , ronaldo , the fat one - Current Score: 36 - Added: 7 months ago
| My girlfriend keeps a photo of me in her knickers. I wish I'd never worn the bloody things! | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged transvestitism , transvestite , girlfriend , knickers , photo - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| When I first moved to the city, I got dates from lonely hearts adverts. It took me a year to realise that TV didn't mean enjoy watching television. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged transvestite , date , ah well - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| This time next year I'll be married to a celebrity! I'm joining a dating agency called "T.V. Brides" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged transvestite , dating agency - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| A transvestite and a paedophile are sitting in a bar having a chat. The tranny says: 'I feel like I'm a young woman stuck in the body of a old man' The paedo says: 'I can relate to that, I'm an old man who's usually stuck in the body of a young boy' | |
Joke by Dicky McCunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , tranny , transvestite , paedophile , young boy - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
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