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| I actually used to believe my Grandad when he would tell me that the "palms of black mens hands are white because the colour rubs off when they climb trees and they're so good at it that they've come here to work on building sites" Goes to show how gullible children are! I mean, a black man, working?!? |    |
Joke by rs79, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged colour , trees , black , palms , work , racism - Current Score: 159 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| I heard that you can tell how old a tree is by counting the rings in the trunk, so I thought I'd saw down my neighbour's tree and have a look. He saved me a job - he came out and shouted, "you bastard! That tree's been there 75 years!" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Trees - Tagged trees - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
| Two Irishmen are working in the park: The first guy in front digs a hole in the ground, while the guy behind comes in 2 minutes later and fills the holes back in. A woman who has noticed the peculiar behaviour of the two gents, can't resist and walks over to ask them just what they are up to. The woman walks up and says to the first man, "excuse me, but why are you digging holes and the other guy comes along and fills them in?" The second guy interrupts and says "I think I can answer that..." "The guy who plants the trees has called in sick today..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged sick , plants , trees , hole , fills , working - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| Paddy is driving home, pissed as a fart. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over because he's swerving all over the road, so Paddy tells him about all of the trees in the road. The cop says, "for fuck's sakes, Paddy, that's your air freshner." | |
Joke by ged, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , trees , pissed , cop - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| Why are there trees in Brixton? Public transportation. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged blacks , apes , trees - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| On my first day of school, my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. So there I was, surrounded by plants, trees, and bushes. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged nursery , school , plants , trees , bushes , crap parents - Current Score: 13 - Added: 9 months, 17 days ago
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