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| A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. "I went through all the pain undergoing labour and I see no reason why the child's custody should not be handed to me", she pleaded. The man replied, "Your Honour, let me put it this way. If you put a dollar in a vending machine and a coke drops out, who's would it be... the machines or yours?" |    |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > Family - Tagged trial , woman , man , child - Current Score: 174 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I'm currently sitting on the jury of a rape trial.. Hearing the evidence and testimonies from the victim and witnesses is mentally, physically and emotionally draining... I mean, you try having an erection for eight hours solid which you can't touch... | |
Joke by leemperez, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged erection , trial , rape , victim , evidence - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 month ago
| What did Michael Jackson say when his last trial ended? He felt like a kid again. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , kids , trial , michael , jackson - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| If you are on trial for killing your parents, would it help if you pleaded for leniency because you are an orphan? | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged murder , parents , trial , leniency - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 week ago
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