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| A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, maths and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child." |    |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged tribe , professor , sheep , albino - Current Score: 354 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| An old couple was watching a documentary on TV about men in an African tribe whose penises were 24" long. Their secret was that they tied a string around their penises and stretched them with weights every day. The old woman asked, "Do you think you could try that?" and hubby responded, "Sure! Why not?" So the old man started on his "weight training" and after a day or so, the old woman asked, "So, how is it going?" "Well, I'm about half way there." answered the old man. "Oh, my!" the woman cried, "You mean it's up to twelve inches?!" "Naw." The man replied, "But it's turned black." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged old , tribe , penises , secret , weights - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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