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| I went shopping earlier today and when I got to the checkout my trolley was overflowing with stuff falling on the floor. Stood behind me was a little old lady with just a tin of peas and a few sausages in her basket. I said, "Is that all you've got, love?" Her little face lit up and said, "Yes, dear." I replied, "Well fuck off then, I'm gonna be ages!" |    |
Joke by dixie normous, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged old lady , shopping , trolley - Current Score: 295 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago
| People are saying that food is too expensive, but on the whole I think supermarkets are great value. £1 for a trolley; you can't argue with that, can you? It's cheaper than a pram! Bit embarrasing for the kids, though... but fuck 'em! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Children - Tagged kids , supermarket , trolley , food - Current Score: 271 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Tiger Woods has said sorry for his remark that, "He played like a spaz" in the US Open. A spokesman for the Spastics Society said, "We all make mistakes. Even I once walked out of Tesco's without paying for a newspaper that was in the bottom of the trolley and I said to Tiger, "I thought that I had behaved like a thieving black bastard." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Tiger Woods - Tagged black , bastard , tesco , tiger , golf , trolley , spastic - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year ago
| What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and Essex woman? A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own. | |
Joke by Grave, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged essex , trolley - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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