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How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?

We don't know, it hasn't been tried yet.
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , troops , paris  - Current Score: 268 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands in the air?

The army.
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Joke by stu71, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged army , french , troops  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I think it's great that Sarkozy has sent some troops to the Middle East.

I mean, who else will show the Arab cunts how to surrender properly?
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Joke by 23rc, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged troops , french , arabs , surrender  - Current Score: 65 - Added: 8 months, 4 days ago

After Sarkozy's recent contribution of troops to Iraq, I now perfectly understand why the insurgents are showing absolutely no signs of giving up.

Well, YOU wouldn't want to be the first to lose to the French, would you?
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Joke by 23rc, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , iraq , troops , insurgents , giving up  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 week ago

It was announced today that Canada is preparing to increase it's commitment to assisting the United States in its war against terrorism.

They have promised to commit two of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops, and 60 fighter jets.

However, after the exchange rate is factored in, that comes down to a canoe, two Mounties and a flying squirrel.
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Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Canooks - Tagged canook , canada , troops , squirrel  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago

"Afghan Ambush Kills French Troops"...They have Troops?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Soldiers - Tagged french , troops , afghan , cowards  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago

The ministry of defence have just announced their new supplier of body armour for the frontline troops will be TK MaxxI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ben dover, in Celebrity and news events > TK Maxx - Tagged tk maxx , troops , body armour , knives , blades , weapons , coats  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago

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