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I used to have loads of trouble dealing with bitchy comebacks from Women.

Then I discovered the perfect reply.

It's called a punch.
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Joke by ramalam, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged trouble , bitchy , comebacks , women , discovered , punch  - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

If it's got tits or wheels it's gonna give you trouble.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gooner90, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged tits , wheels , trouble , women  - Current Score: 76 - Added: 1 week ago

I saw two blacks touch fists the other day and say, "Niggers For Life."

So they're not just for Christmas then? My Dad's in trouble...
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Joke by ghost, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , trouble , niggers , christmas , life  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago

Signs that your amish teen is in trouble:

1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m.
2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets.
3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!"
5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.'
6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks.
7. He uses the slang expresion: "Talk to the hand coz the beard ain't listening."
8. He was recently pulled over for driving his horse and cart under the influence of cottage cheese.
9. He has taken to wearing his big black hat backwards.
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Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > amish - Tagged amish , teen , rebel , trouble  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago

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