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| A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours. |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > congestion - Tagged lorry , truck , crash , accident , vicks , rub , congestion , walking on the moon - Current Score: 202 - Added: 10 months, 18 days ago
| One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a cheque. There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady in front of them was a rather large well dressed business lady. The kid could not help but notice her size. "Dad looks at her! She is so huge!" The father replied, "Be quiet! You must be polite and don't hurt her feelings." The kid persisted, "But dad she must weigh as much as a truck!" The father, rather embarrassed, said, "Stop it or I'll take you outside!" Just about then the ladies pager goes off ... "beep... beep... beep..." The kid screams "Dad look out! She's backing up!" | |
Joke by CPC, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged fat , truck - Current Score: 92 - Added: 7 months, 14 days ago
| Police reported earlier today that a cattle truck had tipped on its side, killing the driver and all 100 cattle on board. The family of the driver announced there will be a memorial service to commemorate the driver, followed by an all-you-can-eat barbecue. | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged barbecue , bbq , accident , truck , lorry - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 week ago
| did you see the dwarf that crossed the road ?? nor did the bus | |
Joke by prince caso, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged dwarf , midget , truck - Current Score: 31 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
| A truck driver went into the back of me yesterday. Funny,you don't think of truckers being poofs. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged truck , funny , truckers , anal - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| I'll always remember the last words of my grandfather: "A truck!" | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Illness and mortality > Dying - Tagged truck , grandparents , chubby brown - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| Why did the toddler drop its lollipop? It was hit by a truck. | |
Joke by GangRape, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged toddler , lollipop , truck - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| A UPS driver who delivers to my work has sadly passed away. He has said in his will that he wishes after the funeral, to be driven to the cemetary in a UPS truck. He is expected to get there in 4-6 working days. | |
Joke by ghost, in Jokes with no home > Death - Tagged driver , ups , death , cemetary , truck - Current Score: 0 - Added: 13 minutes ago
| Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck. Reverse-racism is when you back up. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , truck , reverse , racism - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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