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After the tsunami in Asia God phoned Bin Laden and said "Beat that, fuck face".I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bobbydgg, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged god , bin laden , tsunami  - Current Score: 192 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What's God's equivalent of Cilit Bang?

A Tsunami: Bang! and the dirt is gone.
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Joke by sacremento010791, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged tsunami , god , cilit , bang  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

According to published reports, immediately following the Tsunami in January of 2005, all of the sharks in the Indian Ocean came down with a terrible case of diarrhoea.

You try eating Thai for a whole week!
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Joke by JohnnyReno1777, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged thai , tsunami  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 11 months ago

Thai bar owners have said that business has been slow since the Tsunami, but now the regulars are drifting back in.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged tsunami  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

How do you stop a tsunami?

Throw 160,000 Asians in front of it.
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Joke by superhorse, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged tsunami , asians  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Fairy Liquid have sent out a huge aid package of their product to the Tsunami struck area of Thailand, as they had heard about all the people washing up on the beach..I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged tsunami , thailand  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I'm watching 'Children in Need' and I'm wondering where all the British children are. All I can see is Pakis and Blacks. That lot are just Children in need of a good Tsunami.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Children In Need - Tagged tidal wave , tsunami , children in need , paki , black  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 weeks ago

How can you tell an Indonesian prostitute?

She's the one in the fish nets
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Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged tsunami , 2004 , indonesia , prostitutes  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Another Tsunami wave has hit the shores of Sri Lanka. So far, rescue workers have counted over 5,000 dead bodies.

They plan to search the next house tomorrow.
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Joke by Hobbit Fucker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tsunami , sri lanka , bodies , dead  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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