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Lewis Hamilton: World Formula 1 Champion.

The last time a Brazilian got fucked over this badly by a Brit was at Stockwell Underground Station.
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Joke by LEENEWSOME, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton, F1 - Tagged lewis hamilton , black , white , formula 1 , brazil , racing , driving , win , jean charles de menezes , underground , tube  - Current Score: 734 - Added: 4 weeks ago

They decided to take the blue smarties out of the tube as they were causing harm to the public?

It would have been a smarter idea to remove the browns from the tube ... as this would have prevented the london bombings.
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Joke by downsyndromedruglord, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london bombings , london , blue , smarties , bomb , racist , tube  - Current Score: 203 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago

As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day.

Four dead pakis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs  - Current Score: 179 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago

What's difference between Smarties and Muslim extremists?

Smarties don't explode in the tube.
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Joke by Coast Of Yemen, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smarties , terrorism , explode , blow up , tube , train , extremists  - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I'm sweating like a Brazilian on a Tube train.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Jean Charles De Menezes - Tagged jean charles de menezes , brazil , terrorism , mi5 , tube  - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago

Jeez, I nearly shat myself today - I was sitting on the tube when I heard a loud ticking noise. No worries though - I looked to my left and saw a teacher marking a school book.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bomb , tube , teacher , school  - Current Score: 103 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago

Twenty three people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train station in Dublin.

Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first NO MORE NAILS bomb.
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Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged irish , muslim , bomb , no more nails , train , tube  - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's the worst thing about being a test-tube baby?

You know your Dad's a wanker!
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Joke by corsa_red, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanker , test , tube  - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year ago

I was on the tube this morning sat next to a woman with a baby.

She said, "Do you mind if I breast feed?"

I said, "No, but don't suck my nipple too hard".
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Breast Feeding - Tagged breast feeding , tube , baby , nipple , suck , breast , feed  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago

It seems you can't say anything to anybody nowadays without it being taken the wrong way. Only the other day I asked a woman on the train if it went through Cockfosters and she slapped my face. She must have misheard me.

Mind you I was wanking into her handbag at the time.
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Joke by marley, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged tube , pervert  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 days ago

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