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| As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day. Four dead pakis. |    |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs - Current Score: 155 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| Jeez, I nearly shat myself today - I was sitting on the tube when I heard a loud ticking noise. No worries though - I looked to my left and saw a teacher marking a school book. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged bomb , tube , teacher , school - Current Score: 109 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| What's difference between Smarties and Muslim extremists? Smarties don't explode in the tube. | |
Joke by Coast Of Yemen, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , smarties , terrorism , explode , blow up , tube , train , extremists - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Twenty three people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train station in Dublin. Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first NO MORE NAILS bomb. | |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged irish , muslim , bomb , no more nails , train , tube - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the worst thing about being a test-tube baby? You know your Dad's a wanker! | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanker , test , tube - Current Score: 42 - Added: 9 months ago
| I was on the tube this morning sat next to a woman with a baby. She said, "Do you mind if I breast feed?" I said, "No, but don't suck my nipple too hard". | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Breast Feeding - Tagged breast feeding , tube , baby , nipple , suck , breast , feed - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What's the difference between a suicide bomber and a Smartie? Smarties don't blow up in the tube. | |
Joke by RoflCopter, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged suicide bomber , smarties , tube - Current Score: 8 - Added: 11 months ago
| The cost of transport in London is extortionate- the tube costs an arm and a leg and buses have gone through the roof! | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > London Bombings - Tagged london bombings , tube , buses - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A schizophrenic bumped into me on the tube today Who the hell does he think he is! | |
Joke by fitfinny, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenia , mental , tube - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 days ago
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