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| There was panic in France this morning as the Channel Tunnel remains closed, cutting off the main French escape route to England. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Channel Tunnel - Tagged escape , tunnel , chicken shit french , surrender - Current Score: 112 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda. | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana , mercedes , paris , tunnel - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Remember, There's always light at the end of the tunnel... Unless you're Princess Diana. | |
Joke by black arrow, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged princess diana , tunnel , light - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months ago
| In a race between a white man and a black man through a tunnel, who would win? The white man, because the black man has to stop and write "motherfucker" on the wall. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged motherfucker , tunnel , race - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The designers of the Diana memorial are to return to the drawing board and re-design a better tribute. A spokesman said..."We are glad to be rid of it. It was too shallow and it kept breaking down.........and that bloody fountain wasn't much better" | |
Joke by CaesarLXV, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana , princess , tunnel , crash - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What Arctic Monkeys song do Prince William and Prince Harry sing about their mother? I bet you look good on the dashboard. | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , paris , tunnel , arctic monkeys , william , harry - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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