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| Be proud to be British.We know exactly where every untaxed car is located among the millions of car owners in the UK, but we haven't got a fucking clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe Gordon Brown should put the fucking DVLA in charge of immigration. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged proud , dvla , british , untaxed , immigrants , terrorists , gordan brown , wanker , cunt , twat , bastard - Current Score: 138 - Added: 10 months ago
| I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a fucking paedophile. | |
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , kids , up the arse , paedophile , cunt , twat , ugly , queer - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My boss really is a bastard. He calls me in to his office and says, "You know, I really don't know how we would cope without you..." and just as I get my hopes up he continues, "...but starting Monday we're going to try." | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged boss , bastard , sacked , twat - Current Score: 113 - Added: 2 months ago
| Non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sister's twat, it tastes the same but it just ain't right. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged beer , sister , twat - Current Score: 108 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Jade Goody's boyfriend has been jailed for 18 months today for attacking a 16-year-old boy with a golf club. I wonder if she will be waiting for him when he comes out? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , cancer , boyfriend , twat , golf club - Current Score: 104 - Added: 6 days ago
| There once was a girl called Louise, Whose pubes hung down to her knees, So the crabs in her twat, Tied her hairs in a platt, And constructed a flying trapeze | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged girl , pubes , twat , crabs , trapeze , limerick - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Once you've had black, you'll want your stuff back. | |
Joke by SebChelsea, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged black , niggers , thieves , dicks , twat , coons - Current Score: 65 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| Black man walks into a bar.... Well, that's what I told the police. | |
Joke by Trucker, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , coon , gollywog , twat , assault - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| Why did David Beckham have a bald head? Because Victoria's mate said her sex life would be better if she shaved her twat! | |
Joke by bleugh, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged david , victoria , beckham , twat - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Some people think of Jeremy Kyle as just being a bully, but it's easy to forget that he's also a twat. | |
Joke by doggbrown, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged jeremy kyle , twat - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 week ago
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