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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , cunts , twats , guests , are - Current Score: 345 - Added: 6 months ago
| I told the wife I was going to get her diamonds for Christmas. She said nothing would please her more. So I'm getting her nothing instead. | ![]() |
Joke by tony.t, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged gift , joke , cunt , all , twats , fuck all , slag , bitch , whore , everything - Current Score: 77 - Added: 11 months ago
Joke by tony.t, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged court , without a home , judge , swearing , cunt , fuckers , lawyers , all , twats , legal - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , lawsuits , thick , twats , stella awards , snopescom , snopes - Current Score: 72 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why are chavs like a vaginoplasty? They can spend a fortune on their appearance, but they'll still end up just looking like a twat. | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , revolting scum , twats - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| A magnificent site Sickipedia Was once our favourite media It developed a tumour Of twats without humour Now it's all shit and copies they feed ya | ![]() |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged poem , sickipedia , twats , humour , boogaloo - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| "Stop wasting food," Prime Minister Gordon Brown urged the British public today. "Any unwanted items may be forwarded to John Prescott," he added. | ![]() |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , government , twats , fat bastard , john prescott , 8 ace - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months ago
| Big Brother 9 I've never seen so many twats in one place since I last went window shopping in Amsterdam. | ![]() |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged twats , bb , big brother , amsterdam - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why is it that, when I ask the council to take my old sofa away, they never come but, as soon as I chain my kids to it, they're round in a flash. | ![]() |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Council Workers - Tagged domestic violence , council workers , twats , maxmoore - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| What's the difference between my backed-up toilet and the Chancellor of the Exchequer? My backed-up toilet is only half-full of shit. | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged budget , labour , twats , cunts , thieves , i'm going on a baccy run to calais - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
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