Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| You can say what you like about my ex-wife, but she was a good housekeeper. She's been married and divorced four times and managed to keep the house every time. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Ex - Tagged housekeeper , ex , wife , divorced , married , two , ronnies - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 month ago
| Two paedophiles are sat on a park bench when a 15 year old girl walks by. The first paedo turns to the other and says, "Hey, I bet she was a goer in her time." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged two , park , bench , girl , paedophiles - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year ago
| I'm half Jewish, I've got a two skin!! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , two , skin - Current Score: 53 - Added: 5 months ago
| An English cat called "One two three" and a French cat called "Un deux trois" are arguing over which cat is the best swimmer, so they decide to have a race over the English channel and, of course, the English cat won, because the Un deux trois cat sank! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , cat , english , channel , sank , one , two , three , swim - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two men walking through a graveyard walking their dogs and one man turns to the other and says, "Morning!" The other man replies "No, just walking the dog." | |
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged two , dogs other - Current Score: 31 - Added: 11 months ago
| Did you know that every two in one people are schizophrenic? | |
Joke by Pigster, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged two , people , one , schizophrenia - Current Score: 30 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| I'm just two people away from a 'Menage a Trois'. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged two , people , menage a trois , three - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months ago
| Two blokes sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Your round." The other bloke replies, "So are you, you fat bastard." | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Blokes - Tagged pub , fat , two , round , bastard - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago
| When Americans vote down our jokes, does it count as two cause they're so fuckin fat? | |
Joke by albazzar, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged americans , voting , two , fat bastards , jokes - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.73ms doing 11 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 0.98% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel