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| Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, fucking speed it up then!" |    |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Bono - Tagged bono , u2 , african , child , death - Current Score: 236 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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