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| Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks. Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour. |    |
Joke by lionarse, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , cancer , ugly - Current Score: 1005 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having under-age sex... ...So who is shagging all the fat kids? | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged charver , fat , obese , sex , underage , ugly , chav , alan carr - Current Score: 785 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| A local paedophile ring has made the unprecedented step of issuing a statement after being accused of hiding Shannon Matthews for two weeks. They said, "Fuck off - we do have some standards, you know." | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , ugly , paedophile - Current Score: 473 - Added: 8 months, 19 days ago
| A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?" "No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?" "No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged ugly , fat , drink , drunk - Current Score: 366 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one ready meal and one tin of soup. I leaned over and said, "You're single, aren't you?" "How can you tell?" she said, in a sarcastic tone. I said, "Because you're an ugly cunt!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > singles - Tagged single , ugly , grocery , woman , man - Current Score: 274 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Feminists say all men are potential rapists but, surely, by that same logic it would mean all women are potential rape victims. And believe me there's a lot of dog-ugly women out there I wouldn't waste my duct tape on. | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Sex and shit > Ugly - Tagged rape , ugly , feminist lesbos - Current Score: 260 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I was at a family gathering and I had a shocking realisation. I saw my mother-in-law, and it hit me - in 25 years time, that's what my wife will look like. But it wasn't all bad - it occured to me that, in 25 years, our young daughter will probably look like my wife does now - so there is always that option. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , mother in law , ugly , sex , incest , baby , women , daughter , family - Current Score: 227 - Added: 5 months, 3 days ago
| First, it was Shannon Matthews' step-dad's step-uncle who was arrested. Then her step-dad. Then her step-dad's sister, and step-dad's mum. Now Shannon's mother, Karen Matthews has been arrested. It's good to see the police clamping down on ugly people. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , craig meehan , ugly - Current Score: 208 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| An extremely ugly fat bird walks into a pub and shouts, "If anyone can guess my weight, they can shag me." A guy in the corner replies, "93 stone, you fat cow." "Close enough," she replies, "you lucky bastard!" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged fat , cow , ugly - Current Score: 208 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| This guy is sunbathing naked on the beach with just his cap over his dick when a women passed by and said "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat to a lady". He replied "If you wasn't so fucking ugly it would lift itself". | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Ugly - Tagged sunbathing , ugly , hat - Current Score: 207 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
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