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| The Welsh mining industry looks set for a come-back...... Apparently they've found some copper in Snowdonia. |    |
Joke by thecorinthian, in Celebrity and news events > Police - Tagged death , news , uk , police - Current Score: 345 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it. | |
Joke by hangman, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged uk , terror , attacks , bomb , liverpool , suspicious , tax , car - Current Score: 286 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Poland is just like the UK, only with fewer Polish people. | |
Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged polish , uk , poland , people - Current Score: 196 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following statistics? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 4 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. | |
Joke by ach-med, in Celebrity and news events > Politics - Tagged uk , government , politics - Current Score: 175 - Added: 7 months ago
| The latest poll taken by the UK yielded results on whether or not people who live in UK think illegal immigration is a serious problem: a) 39% of the respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." b) 61% of the respondents answered: "Nie, to nie stanowi powazny." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged immigration , problem , uk , poles , polish - Current Score: 166 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Cries of "Super! Great! Smashing!" can be heard all over south Yorkshire, as people from Sheffield and Rotherham can finally use that fucking speedboat they won on Bullseye. | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > UK Floods - Tagged flood , uk , rotherham , sheffield , bullseye - Current Score: 87 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious: "And how's the second biggest Navy in the world today then?" To which the Illustrious officer responded: "Fine. How's the second best?" The USS Enterprise did not reply. | |
Joke by muttley, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged usa , uk , navy , best - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| The wife asked me to treat her like a Queen yesterday. I told her she's not doing anything for this country, she's taking all my money and to fuck off out my house. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Celebrity and news events > Queen - Tagged queen , wife , england , uk - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| What do bananas and Madeleine McCann have in common? 1. They're both coming to the UK in boxes. 2. They're both going to be cut up into someone's salad. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine mccann , bananas , maddy , maddie , banana , madeline , mccann , uk , england , box , boxes , salad , dead , eat - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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