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| A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "Food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "Honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "Shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "Opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "Solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "Please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "The rest of the world" meant |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > The World - Tagged world , survey , un , africa , eastern , europe , western , china , middle , east , south , america , usa - Current Score: 367 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| It is today, nearly ten years after NATO and the UN took over Kosovo. An elderly Albanian couple is sitting in their dark flat in Pristina. The electricity is out, yet again, and they are sitting in front of a blank television, lights out, food beginning to rot in the refrigerator which isn’t running, no hot water, and certainly no cooking to do. They are just sitting there, wondering what to do next when all of the sudden, the crackle of electricity is heard when the lights begin to flicker. The television comes to life, the hum of the refrigerator can be heard and the water heater starts up. The old man looks at his wife and says “Honey, get my gun. The Serbs are back.” | |
Joke by qweasd, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged kosovo , serbia , serb , albania , shqip , nato , un , america , kosova - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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