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| My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay, he's got Alzheimer's and thought it was the car. |    |
Joke by discostu, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged uncle , alzheimers , closet , gay , mental illness , old age , elderly , car - Current Score: 246 - Added: 1 day ago
| I think my uncle was a ventriloquist, He used to put his hand up my bum and tell me not to talk. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged ventriloquist , uncle , incest , paedophille - Current Score: 242 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| I once got into an argument with a pikey, and I was bricking it after he threatened to get his dad, his brother, and his uncle to all find me and beat me up. Imagine my relief when they all turned out to be one person. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikey , inbred , dad , uncle , brother - Current Score: 217 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Saw that NSPCC advert a while back: "Jenny's uncle makes her do things that, as a child, she doesn't understand..." I thought "Sudoku?" | |
Joke by Nykrus, in Sex and shit > Uncle - Tagged abuse , uncle , sudoku , nspcc - Current Score: 191 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Some of the grammar on the internet is so bad and trust me it is important. Contemplate how one sentence can change rapidly even by changing a capital letter to a lower case... Ben would always have to help his Uncle Jack off his horse... Ben would always have to help his uncle jack off his horse... | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Jokes with no home > Grammar - Tagged grammar , jack , horse , uncle - Current Score: 162 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why are uncles like curries? Bad ones hurt your arsehole. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged uncle , paedo , curry , arse , anal , child abuse , bad uncle , moob - Current Score: 161 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| The government plan to introduce sex education in schools at the age of four. I myself started receiving sex education at this age, in fact my uncle used to ram it down my throat. | |
Joke by nofixedabode, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sex , education , uncle , paedophilla - Current Score: 112 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| My Uncle had his tongue shot off during World War II. He doesn't talk about it, though. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > war - Tagged war , uncle , shot , tounge - Current Score: 107 - Added: 9 months, 21 days ago
| Definition of a virgin: A girl that can run faster than her uncle. | |
Joke by smashedash, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged rape , virgin , uncle , paedophile - Current Score: 62 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| Shannon Matthews, a face only a uncle could love!!!! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , ugly , uncle - Current Score: 34 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago
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