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| Women are like squaring numbers. If they are under 13, just do them in your head. |    |
Joke by mariners, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged kids , under , 16 , bo burnham , new math - Current Score: 274 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred Police Dog £250. ono " Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking dog she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, "How dare you call that a purebred police dog?" "Don't let his looks deceive you,love " the man replied, "He's undercover" | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged police , dog , under , cover - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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