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| A woman was at the undertaker's arranging her late husbands funeral. "Do you have any special requests?" asks the undertaker. "Well he was bald and never went anywere without his wig but everytime I put it on his head it slides off," she said. "I'll sort that out for you - come back in an hour," he said. So an hour later she returned and the wig was perfectly placed on the dead man's head. "Oh thank you," she said, "you must let me pay you something for that and I won't take no for an answer." The undertaker said, "well just give me a pound for the nails then." |    |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > Funeral - Tagged undertaker , funeral , wig , nails - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
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