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| My wife has been using the new sarcastic washing powder. It takes the piss out of my underwear. |    |
Joke by ashley1415, in Jokes with no home > Sainsburys - Tagged wife , underwear , piss , sarcasm - Current Score: 104 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| Why shouldn't you buy Ukranian underpants? Because cher-nob'll fall out. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Chernobyl - Tagged chernobyl , penis , underwear - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged mini , skirt , pussy , wink , whistle , fingers , underwear , kiss - Current Score: 24 - Added: 10 months, 10 days ago
| We had an Ann Summers night round mine last week. The girl was a bit surprised when we asked her to model all the underwear, but not as surprised as when she walked in and realised she was the only woman there. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Underwear - Tagged ann summers , underwear , perv - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| I was outside Tesco yesterday when a woman came out with her arms full of shopping. Suddenly a big gust of wind blew her skirt up, showing she was not wearing any underwear. Dropping all the bags in an attempt to cover herself up, she looked at me and angrily said, "you're certainly no gentleman" "That's funny," I replied, "I was thinking exactly the same thing." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged gentleman , shopping , exactly , same , skirt , underwear , bags - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| I don't have a stalker, but I do have a woman who sends me underwear in the post. Thanks mum! | |
Joke by Kuraingu Furiman, in Sex and shit > Stalking - Tagged mum , stalker , underwear , post - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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