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| A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year." The scouser said, "You're bullshitting me!" The man behind the counter replied, "Well, you bloody started it." |    |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , job , scouser , job centre , unemployed - Current Score: 195 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
| Why is my TV remote like the queue in a London benefit office? It's long, black and doesn't work. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , london , unemployed , albinobob - Current Score: 136 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why are Mexicans so short? Because when they're young, their parents say, "When you grow up you have to get a job" | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , short , unemployed , job - Current Score: 45 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| I had an unemployed dwarf do a bit of casual work for me. He asked to be paid under the table. | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged dwarf , paid , table , unemployed , casual - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 day ago
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