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| My daughter's new school uniform is really quite slutty. That's just one of the benefits of home-schooling. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Kids - Tagged slut , kids , school , uniform - Current Score: 274 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Stockings and suspenders. Crotchless panties. Micro miniskirt. See through blouse. Carlsberg don't make School Uniforms......... | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Carlsberg - Tagged carlsberg , schoolgirl , uniform - Current Score: 218 - Added: 4 months ago
| I remembered today that the kids are back to school soon, so I rushed out and bought my daughter a uniform. I tell you what, she makes one fucking sexy French Maid. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged school , incest , paedo , uniform - Current Score: 199 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| I went out and bought my daughter a school uniform this week. She said, "Daaad, I'm twenty-fucking-six." | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > School - Tagged school , uniform , daughter - Current Score: 97 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| My wife got pissed off when I tried to get her to dress up in a school uniform. Shame: I thought she'd make a nice dinner lady. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged uniform - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| My Wife was complaining today about how she needed new clothes and had nothing to wear. Lying cow, she's only worn her wedding dress once and hasn't even tried on the Schoolgirl Uniform I bought her. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged schoolgirl , uniform , wife , clothes - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| I bought my girlfriend some real sexy clothes and lingerie for her birthday, you know, PVC mini skirt, seamed stockings, suspenders, crotchless knickers and insisted she wore them all the time. It was great until the start of this week. Unfortunately her school's pretty strict about her uniform. | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged uniform , strict , stockings , suspenders , sexy - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| I went to a fancy dress party the other night. I wore an old 1800's French Emperor's uniform and a rucksack. I went as Napoleon Blownapart | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Fancy Dress - Tagged napoleon , rucksack , french , fancy , uniform - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| I like to dress up as a fireman for my wife... then go straight out on a call down the pub. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Dressing Up - Tagged dressing up , uniform , wife , pub - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I’m making my girlfriend wear a school uniform at home tonight. Well, last time I was in the park overheard her Dad saying she should act her age. | |
Joke by bottomfeeder, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged kiddie , peado , uniform - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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