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| A man calls his doctor and says: "Doctor, I think I may have caught an STD off my son's girlfriend." Doctor says: "Not to worry, these things happen. Come in and we'll sort it out." Man: "But that means my son has it, as well." Doctor: "Don't panic, bring him in, too" Man: "But I think I gave it to my wife." Doctor: "Fuck, that means we all have it!!!" |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged std , doctor , sex , man , unlucky - Current Score: 50 - Added: 10 months, 4 days ago
| After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex Change - Tagged sex change , woerdo , unlucky - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A suicide bomber arrives in paradise after blowing himself up and is greeted by Mohammed. "Welcome my son! Now as you know, all suicide bombers are blessed in paradise with many, many virgins, now let me introduce you to them all!" The bomber could hardly contain his excitement as he was led in to a room by Mohammed. "Right, here we have Dave, James, Paul, Elton, Stevie, Jack, Sean, Charlie......" | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged suicide bombers , gay , unlucky - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| My mate saw a fortune teller last week and was told there was a lot of money coming his way. Unlucky cunt got hit by a Securicor van. | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Fortune Teller - Tagged mate , money , unlucky , securicor - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| Two men are having a piss in the pub urinals. One of the men sights the others 5 inch floppy and says "Fuckin hell thats huge, it's not real is it?" "It's a transplant" the other man replied, "they just cut off my penis and put this one on for 400 pounds." "Wow, thats amazing, can I have the address for this place?". The other man gives him the address and walks out. Two years later, the same two men meet in a different pub toilet. "I went to that transplant place mate and they done it to me for only 200 pounds!" "What? They fucking ripped me off? Lets see it?" So the man pulls his pants down and reveals his new cock. "Ha, that's alright mate, I haven't been ripped off, they've just given you my old one" | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged cock , dick , penis , unlucky , operation , transplant - Current Score: 3 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| My shares in Woolworths and my wife's opinions are extremely similar. They're both worthless. | |
Joke by jakethesicko, in Celebrity and news events > Woolworths - Tagged unlucky , stupid , wankers , fuck off - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 days ago
| A recent survey of male sexual practices revealed that after intercourse: Twenty percent rolled over and had a cigarette. Two percent washed. Three percent went to the refrigerator for a snack. Seventy-five percent got up, dressed, and went home. | |
Joke by Sicki_Sims, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged lol , unlucky , chicks , ur , husband , cheatin , on , ya , all - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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