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| Bill took his dog to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bill, why should I do such a terrible thing?" Bill replied, "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she is welcome." |    |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged mother-in-law , dog , vet , animals , tail , unwelcome - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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