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| My wife complained that I never tell her how much I love her. Well, I don't want to upset her. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , love , upset , complain - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 week ago
| I Tied A Rocket To My Neighbours Cat Today. Neighbours We're Upset, Cat Was Over The Moon. | |
Joke by S4M-3OUL3Y, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tied , rocket , neightbours , cat , upset , over , moon. - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| Enoch Powell stood crying his eyes out at the cliff edge... A man goes up to him to ask what the problem is:- "What's wrong Enoch, why are you so upset?" "A bus load of Pakis has just driven over the cliff!!" "Surely that's no reason to be so upset?" "It is! There was one fucking seat free!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged enoch powell , cliff , pakis , upset - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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