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| Leeds United chairman, Ken Bates, has today announced that the club are to merge with neighbouring rugby league team Leeds Rhinos. The new club will be called Leeds Urinals. |    |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged leeds , ken bates , rugby , urinals , football - Current Score: 116 - Added: 7 months, 19 days ago
| A teacher was accompanying a class of kids on a school outing. On the way, they stopped at the Motorway facilities for a drink and a piss. Some of the little boys were having trouble because of the height of the urinals, so the teacher went in to help them. One after one, she was lifting them up to have a piss. She couldn't help noticing that one little feller was extremely well endowed and said to him, "you're not one of my class are you?" The little feller turned round and said, "fucking right I'm not. I'm a jockey on my way to Ascot, but thanks for the lift!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Teacher - Tagged class outing , jockey , urinals , pissing - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
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