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| I've recently been encouraging my sixteen year old daughter to find a job to help pay for her college education.Last week she came home with five applications,and later that night I read them. Under "previous employment", she listed "baby sitter". Under "reason for leaving" she wrote,"they came home". |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Daughter - Tagged baby sitter , dumb , useless - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| I don't know about anyone else, but I didn't mind paying 15 quid to see a paki get twatted on tv. I hope it's on again next week! | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged amir khan , shit , paki , useless - Current Score: 87 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| What's the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe? One's a fat idiot who lost control of the country and is wrecking its economy. The other is Robert Mugabe. | |
Joke by steview, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged mugabe , brown , useless , crap - Current Score: 60 - Added: 8 months ago
| My wife was scoffing her face with food when I said, "if you keeping on eating like that, your pussy will become useless." She asked, "why, does excessive eating make you infertile?" I replied, "no, I'm just not fucking a fat cunt." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged cunt , fat , food , infertile , fat slag , wife , useless - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| What's the best thing about having a thalidomide son? It's easy to keep things out of the reach of children. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Thalidomide - Tagged thalidomide , son , arms , child , disability , useless - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 days ago
| What do you call a man who loses 150 lbs of useless fat? Divorced | |
Joke by giobob, in Sex and shit > Divorce - Tagged fat , divorce , useless - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a wardrobe with no doors? One's a waste of time, money and space, the other's some kind of defected piece of furniture. | |
Joke by hiphopfunkyfresh, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris , hilton , wardrobe , comparison , useless , blonde - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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