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| Johnny goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Babineaux? "Yes, Father it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" Johnny says, "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Comeaux?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Thibodeaux?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Olivier?" "I'm sorry but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Prejean?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Prudhomme, then?" "Please, Father," Johnny pleaded, "I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Babineaux and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jack slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" Johnny replies, "Four months vacation and five good leads..." |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged nun , sex , priest , woman , father , johnny , confession , vacation , months - Current Score: 105 - Added: 8 months ago
| God decided he needed a holiday. One of his aides suggested Venus. "Forget it," said God, "I went there 10,000 years ago and suffered from the most terrible sunburn." Another aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God replied, "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my holy arse off." A third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the worst suggestion yet!" remarked God, angrily. "I went there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing me of knocking up some stupid Jewish bitch!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged holiday , vacation , jew , jesus , earth , jupiter , venus , god - Current Score: 102 - Added: 9 months ago
| I have noticed fluffyfreaker has just bombarded the site for about 20 minutes with duplicate and unfunny jokes. Using words like 'Jello', 'fag' meaning gay and 'vacation' leads me to deduce this was only 'friendly fire'. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged jello , fag , vacation , friendly fire - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month ago
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