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| The Man's Dictionary ... "That's women's work." - REALLY MEANS: "It's dirty, boring, thankless and I wouldn't ask a dog to do it." "Will you marry me?" - REALLY MEANS: "Both my roommates have fucked off, the sink is full and I'm running out of clean clothes ." "It's a man thing." - REALLY MEANS: "Fuck off, its nothing to do with you." "Can I help with dinner?" - REALLY MEANS: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "It would take too long to explain." - REALLY MEANS: "It doesn't involve cooking, washing, cleaning, shoes or hair styles so you won't understand." "I'm getting more exercise lately." - REALLY MEANS: "I need to get some new batteries for the remote." "Oh dear, we're going to be late." - REALLY MEANS: "You are allowed to drive over 25mph." "Take a break Love, you're working too hard." - REALLY MEANS: "I can't hear the TV over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." - REALLY MEANS: "Fuck me, are you still talking?" "Darling, we don't need material things to prove our love." - REALLY MEANS: "I forgot our anniversary again." It's really a good movie." - REALLY MEANS: "It's got guns, violence, fast cars and naked women." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Man - Tagged really means , vacuum , batteries , dictionary - Current Score: 73 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| What keeps a woman's guts from falling out of her vagina? The vacuum in her head! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , vacuum - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you call an epileptic with a hoover? Shake 'n' Vac! | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , fit , vacuum , cleaner , hoover - Current Score: -1 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
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