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| Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our fucking car you stupid cunt." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged nuns , vampire , nun - Current Score: 225 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| There was a young vampire called Mabel With periods exceedingly stable By the light of the moon She sat down with a spoon And drank herself under the table | |
Joke by SHATNER, in Illness and mortality > Sick Limerick - Tagged vampire , period - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A vampire walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Can I have a hot cup of water?" The barman says, "I thought you only drank blood" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea" | |
Joke by Brad, in Jokes with no home > Vampires - Tagged vampire , tampon , period , bar - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The definition of 'disgusting'? 2 vampire bats fighting over a used tampon | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Tampons - Tagged vampire , tampon - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| not sick but i find it funny These two vampire bats are in a cave, they have been flying around for days. . . and, uh, you know, they like blood; haven't had any in a while. One of 'em goes out on a recon . . . comes back, face just covered in blood. The other bat's beside himself. He says, "Wow! What happened?" And he points to this village, the bat . . . well, he flaps to it, you know. He says, "You see that village over there?" and the other bat says, "Yeah!" "See that steeple?" "Yeah." "I didn't." *Courtesy of Rich Hall on QI* | |
Joke by thermal rug, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged vampire , bat - Current Score: 1 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the other bats get excited and ask him where he got it from. "Follow me" he says, leading the way. So off they flew over the hills and river and into the dark forest... "See that tree over there?" says the bat. "Yes" they reply. "Well i fucking didnt." | |
Joke by streakofpiss, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged bat , vampire , blood , tree - Current Score: -4 - Added: 4 months ago
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