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Mary says to Sue, "I have to be really careful not to get pregnant."
Sue says, "but I thought your husband just had a vasectomy?"
"That's right," says Mary, "that's why I need to be really careful."

Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged vasectomy , husband , afair , wow - Current Score: 117 - Added: 3 weeks ago

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford, anywhere in Scotland and most blondes

Joke by New Saint, in Sex and shit > Mistake - Tagged scousers , scottish , vasectomy , blond - Current Score: 106 - Added: 10 months ago

I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy

He said " Thats a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"

"Yes" I replied, "They're in favour of it, 14 to 3..."

Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged family , decision , vasectomy - Current Score: 91 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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