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I was horrified to read about the mother who drowned her disabled daughter in a sink.
That is NOT how you make vegetable soup.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged horrified , drowned , sink , vegetable , soup  - Current Score: 280 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago

The EU has lifted a ban on misshapen vegetables.

Thank fuck - I can finally let my mongoloid son out of the cellar.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Thalidomide - Tagged thalidomide , vegetable , downs syndrome , mong , cupboard , bbc news  - Current Score: 245 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , aids , hiv , homophobia , gay sex , sex , arse , fruit , vegetable , veg  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by atavachron, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged vegetable , wheelchair , cooking  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

How do you know when a cabbage is cooked?

When the wheelchair floats to the top!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Brain Dead - Tagged vegetable , cook , wheelchair  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

To try and save money I planted some vegetables in my garden.

Sadly they did not grow. The vegetables just rotted and the wheelchairs went rusty.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RevvyB, in Illness and mortality > Vegetable - Tagged vegetable , rot , wheelchair  - Current Score: 45 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago

Just been watching the Paralympics Basketball match.

What a load of rubbish......there wasn't a single Slam Dunk just a shit load of Dribbling.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged vegetable  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago

I tend to use the "carrot" rather than the "stick" to discipline my daughter.

Why beat her when I can watch her masturbate with vegetables?		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged whip , vegetable , masturbation , child abuse , fuck , bad  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 6 days ago

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