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| This woman came up to me on the street and pointed at my leather jacket. "A cow was murdered so you could wear that" she said. I've no idea how she knew, so I stabbed her, one less witness and one less cow. |    |
Joke by mallatar, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged no witnesses , cow , vegetarian , leather , stabbed - Current Score: 140 - Added: 6 days ago
| Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack. It's called Not Poodle. | |
Joke by fox in the box, in Religion and racism > Korean - Tagged korean , vegetarian , noodle , poodle , jack dee - Current Score: 133 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Paul McCartney tells his kids, "I've got some bad news and some good news." "The bad news is your mother's dead. But the good news is it's sausages for tea tonight." | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged linda mccartney , paul maccartney , beatles , vegetarian - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My girlfriend bought a book titled "Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking". It's ideal, as not only is she a Vegetarian... | |
Joke by Snitchio, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , book , vegetarian , jimmy carr - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| Many years ago... Paul McCartney's children are sitting down to a family dinner. Paul comes in with a tear in his eye and says "Kids, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that, tragically, your mother Linda finally lost her fight with cancer last night and died. The good news is... steak for tea!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged vegetarian , mccartney , death - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My mate Jim doesn't eat meat anymore. I think the turning point was probably last Tuesday when he died. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged vegetarian , death - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. | |
Joke by kristow, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged vegetarian , plants , food - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| Vegetarian is an old Indian word for piss poor hunter... | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged vegetarian , indian - Current Score: 23 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
| As a militant vegetarian, Chrissie Hynde has been urging Madonna to give up meat completly. And no doubt she will when they invent the quorn cock. | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Jokes with no home > Madonna - Tagged quorn , madonna , cock , vegetarian - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| My girlfriend recently turned vegetarian. She's always on about "not eating anything with a face". Last night, I tattooed a little smile onto her cunt and told her if she wouldn't eat anything with a fucking face, neither will I. | |
Joke by Tyrant, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged girlfriend , vegetarian - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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