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| Hearty congratulations to Venus Williams on beating Elena Dementieva to get to the final of Wimbledon. I mean have you looked at Dementieva? She's gorgeous. How Venus managed to concentrate on her tennis with an erection is beyond me. |    |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged venus , williams , dementieva , tennis , wimbledon - Current Score: 478 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| I saw two black dogs chasing a ball across some grass today as they barked as loudly as they could at each other. Apparently, that's tennis these days. | |
Joke by Stig, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged black , wimbledon , tennis , serena , venus , williams - Current Score: 243 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| God decided he needed a holiday. One of his aides suggested Venus. "Forget it," said God, "I went there 10,000 years ago and suffered from the most terrible sunburn." Another aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God replied, "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my holy arse off." A third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the worst suggestion yet!" remarked God, angrily. "I went there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing me of knocking up some stupid Jewish bitch!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged holiday , vacation , jew , jesus , earth , jupiter , venus , god - Current Score: 111 - Added: 9 months, 22 days ago
| The Williams Sisters have yet again reached the final of Wimbledon. Given that the weather forecast for the final on Saturday is to be torrential rain, so as not to disappoint the viewers and provide programme continuity,the film Gorillas in the mist will be shown during any rain delays. | |
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Venus Williams - Tagged tennis , gorilla , sisters , venus , serena , williams - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| I find it shocking that people continually refer to the Williams sisters as dogs. Dogs are generally very intelligent and a pleasure to have around - they certainly don't deserve that kind of slur! | |
Joke by sparky071065, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged venus , serena , williams , dogs - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
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