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News reports today tell that British hospitals are "plagued by vermin and pests".

Well, if we didn't give them asylum in the first place...
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Joke by tgs, in Celebrity and news events > NHS - Tagged nhs , hospital , vermin , pest , asylum seekers  - Current Score: 156 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago

Why are cigarettes like Pikeys?

They smell to high heaven, come in packs of 20 and are barred out of every pub in England.
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Joke by fidothedog, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikeys , travellers , scum , vermin , cunts  - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

The German Government has just issued an apology with regard to the extermination of Roma Gypsies in WWII.

They missed a few.
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Joke by eamon, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged vermin , roma gypsey , final solution , incomplete  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago

I didn't think that anyone would find Karen Matthews cool, but the Daily Mail reckons she's 'Wicked'.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by elbow bone, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen matthews , shannon , vermin , scum  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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