Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| Eighteen year old virgin. No recollection from the victim. No witnesses. Carlsberg don't do rapes.... |    |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carlsberg , rape , victim , virgin - Current Score: 1338 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| What is black and blue, and doesn't like sex? A rape victim. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , raped , black , blue , bruise , bruised , bruises , victim , rape victim - Current Score: 167 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| According to statistics 90% of rapes are committed by someone the victim knew... but shouldn't that really say "someone the victim thought they knew"? | |
Joke by skinjob, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , statistics , victim , epistemology - Current Score: 164 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| I'd be gutted if I was a victim of Jack the Ripper. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Jack the ripper - Tagged mutilation , gutted , victim - Current Score: 135 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I'm currently sitting on the jury of a rape trial.. Hearing the evidence and testimonies from the victim and witnesses is mentally, physically and emotionally draining... I mean, you try having an erection for eight hours solid which you can't touch... | |
Joke by leemperez, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged erection , trial , rape , victim , evidence - Current Score: 108 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| I like to think of myself as the strong silent type... but I'd love to know what my victims think. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged victim , strong , silent , brutal - Current Score: 68 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| I hate the term "Victim"... I prefer to call mine "Unwilling Participants". | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged raping , women , children , victim - Current Score: 50 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| Apparently criminals need to pay compensation to the victims. What if they don't have any money? They do community service for them. "Hey I'm here to do your garden. Remember me? I'm the one that murdered your husband." | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged politics , criminal , compensation , victim - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| It was my lucky day yesterday, I found £2,000,000 in a suitcase. Although it wasn't exactly hard to find, it was where my victim's parents said they'd left it | |
Joke by mookster, in Sex and shit > Kidnap - Tagged victim , kidnap , ransom , lucky - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| I saw a wheel-chair bound boy being made fun of today, so I told him to stop sitting around and stand up for himself. | |
Joke by graeme_90, in Jokes with no home > Disabled - Tagged wheelchair , spacker , victim , loser , bully - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 weeks ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 1.31ms doing 12 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 3.52% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel