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| ACTUAL QUOTE ON AMERICAN FORUM "is there any kind of, like, video rental store but for books? it would make things a lot cheaper, plus once one person had read one the next person could get enjoyment from it" fucking scary! |    |
Joke by maxnotpaddy, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged video , thick , scary , australian - Current Score: 245 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| I went to the Video Shop the other day. I said, "can I take out Batman Forever?" They said, "no, you have to bring it back tomorrow." | |
Joke by Sticky, in Jokes with no home > Video - Tagged batman , video - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| They say you'll never forget the first time you had sex. I never will, my dad had his camera on. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Sex and shit > Virginity - Tagged sex , virginity , first time , dad , camera , video , watch it every christmas - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| The other day I asked my hairdresser if I could have highlights,and he showed me a video of past haircuts. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Hairdresser - Tagged barber , haircut , highlights , video - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| A survey was taken in America. Apparantly Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson. Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn't he? Although it'd really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again. | |
Joke by dandan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , survey , osama , bin laden , michael , jackson , moonwalk , video , frankie boyle - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months ago
| There's an old trampy guy who lives in a battered old shed near me. He's always smiling. The other day I said to him, "What's the secret of happiness, mate?" He said, "Throw away all your possessions!" I said, "How can that make you happy?" He said, "I need your telly and video for my shed!" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged tramp , shed , telly , video - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| What's black and white and plays badly? Laurel and Hardy on betamax | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged newcastle , laurel and hardy , betamax , video - Current Score: 6 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
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