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| Eighteen year old Virgin. No recollection from the victim. No witnesses. Carlsberg don't do rapes.... |    |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carlsberg , rape , victim , revvyb , virgin - Current Score: 1143 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann? The Pope died a virgin. | |
Joke by cr3, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged virgin , mccann , pope , died , madeline , maddy , madeline mccann - Current Score: 1083 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man was walking along the beach one day, when he happened to pass by a very lovely young woman that didnt have any arms or legs, gently sobbing to herself... 'Why the tears?' he asked. She says, 'I'm 18 years old and i've never been kissed.' The man pauses for a moment, then smiles and gives her a soft kiss on the head. She laughs a little and puckers up so he gives her a big kiss on the lips. They pause for an unsure moment and then shes says 'You know... i'm 18 years old... and i've never been fucked!' The man stands up starts smiling and grabs the young woman by the hair and tosses her into the sea. She starts screaming and bobbing up and down, then the man shouts; 'WELL YOU'RE FUCKED NOW DARLING!' | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged wheelchair , sex , virgin , disabled - Current Score: 604 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt | |
Joke by cj-underhill, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , virgin , t-shirt , blood - Current Score: 369 - Added: 1 month ago
| A 13-year-old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a teenager's magazine: "I am 13 years old and I'm the only virgin in the class. Is my Dad queer?" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged daughter , dad , virgin , belgium , incest , paedo - Current Score: 213 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why wasn't Christ born in America? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , christmas , america , jesus , christ , jesus christ , wise men , men , virgin - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Five signs that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1. Whenever someone mentions something that you have already heard, you immediately scream DUPLICATE! 2. Your cousin mentions their four-year-old daughter, and your first response is to make a joke about having anal sex with her. 3. You hear the word "rape" and instinctively look for a punchline. 4. You go to a job interview and assume that the best way to impress people is to say, "all Americans are fat cunts." 5. You are 33, still live with your parents, and are a virgin. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged virgin , sickipedia , joke , jokes , americans , america , rape , punchline , job interview - Current Score: 185 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| What would Peter Crouch be if he wasn't a Premiership footballer? a virgin | |
Joke by hiraeth, in Celebrity and news events > peter crouch - Tagged football , crouch , virgin - Current Score: 184 - Added: 8 months ago
| Royal Wedding Night Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!" "Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!" To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" | |
Joke by Sticky, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged camilla , anal , virgin , prince charles , queen , sex - Current Score: 168 - Added: 11 months ago
| A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?" | |
Joke by preacher37, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged blow job , virgin , teeny bopper , gobstopper , balls deep - Current Score: 167 - Added: 9 months ago
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