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| I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. |    |
Joke by M.S, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged retard , retarded , sex , virginity , special - Current Score: 1179 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| I like to do my bit for Down's Syndrome kids... like helping them lose their virginity. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs syndrome , virginity - Current Score: 63 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I lost my virginity to my mum's best friend. It was my father. | |
Joke by lewis3000, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sex , frankie boyle , virginity - Current Score: 45 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| I'm still a virgin. I've been waiting for the right person... In fact, I've been waiting for the right person every night this week, in an alley between 11pm and 1am. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged virgin , wait , waiting , person , rape , alley , dark , night , sex , virginity , rapist - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| They say you'll never forget the first time you had sex. I never will, my dad had his camera on. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Sex and shit > Virginity - Tagged sex , virginity , first time , dad , camera , video , watch it every christmas - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| The news depresses me. Rapes, child abuse, people being killed in violent sexual games... Feels like everybody's getting laid but me! | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged rape , paedophilia , virginity - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A man reaches his 40th birthday and is somewhat disappointed to still be a virgin and living with his elderly parents. Having just been paid he decides to venture down to the local brothel and lose his virginity to some nice young lady. Half an hour later he finds himself lying on a bed with a gorgeous brunette slowly stripping in front of him. Unable to contain himself he straight away goes for her hatchet wound, much like a thirsty dog lapping at a bowl of water on a hot summers day. Within seconds he finds something a bit distasteful within her, but being inexperienced for all he knows it could be normal so he continues. This happens for a while, until eventually he comes across a large piece of sweetcorn. He turns to the prostitute and says 'Excuse me miss, but are you sick?' She replies 'I'm not, but the last guy who was in here was'. | |
Joke by MightyBoosh, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged whore , brothel , sick , vomit , virginity - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A concerned woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?" The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you`re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." She goes with the idea and knows her hubby probably will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. She goes to the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her new husband. Her husband slides in and she snaps the elastic band. "OUCH! What the fuck was that?" he shouts. "Oh nothing, honey, that was just my virginity snapping." "Well snap it back again, it's wrapped around my balls!" | |
Joke by electrohouseman, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged virginity , wedding , balls - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago
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