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| Apparantly Allah is having real problems at the moment. With so many suicide bombers, he is really struggling to find the 72 virgins that have been promised to each and every one of them. It's getting so bad, he might even have to consider female virgins as a substitue. |    |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , terrorist , sickipedia , allah , virgins , virgin , sex , female , gay , gay muslim - Current Score: 142 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , islam , terrorism , terrorist , palestine , palestinian , suicide , bomber , bomb , virgin , virgins , heaven , laid , sex - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What does Shannon Matthews have in common with people who spot duplicate jokes on sickipedia? They're probably never gonna lose their virginity! | |
Joke by conan, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged shannon mathews , duplicate , losers , virgins - Current Score: 28 - Added: 7 months, 21 days ago
| A suicide bomber entered paradise and there was Mohammed to greet him. "Well done, my son, you are most blessed. This way, my son." he said with a wink. Mohammed lead him into a garden where the sun was shining, fountains were playing, sweet music was on the stereo and tables groaned with the most succulent food. But standing around were some of the ugliest women he had ever set eyes on. Most had at least one limb missing, but several had terrible cranial deformities. "I'm sorry, Mohammed, but why are all these ugly women here." "Well you should try finding 72 virgins!" | |
Joke by marley, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged virgins , suicide bombers - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| To all you virgins: thanks for nothing. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged thanks for nothing , virgins - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| New vest - £35 Explosives - £120 Another muslim dead - Priceless | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , virgins - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a Virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!" Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you." 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys??" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty. "Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!" | |
Joke by Princess Static, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged sex , virgins , cock , 10 inches - Current Score: -3 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
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