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| You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit. |    |
Joke by billybobbob, in Jokes with no home > Anne Frank - Tagged anne frank , drum , hide , jews , viz - Current Score: 1543 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > sexual harassment - Tagged advice , sexual harassment , drawer , arse , viz - Current Score: 715 - Added: 5 months ago
| A woman whose daughter was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News that "God would make her better." Presumably, that's a different God from the one that almost killed her with a tornado. | |
Joke by analcake, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged tornado , idiot , american , christians , god-botherers , viz - Current Score: 274 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| In order to gain more street cred and a career lift Jennifer Lopez took the first letter of her first name and the first syllable of her surname and rebranded herself as J Lo. But I can't understand with his career on the wane that Pete Doherty hasn't done the same. | |
Joke by chickenmadras, in Celebrity and news events > Pete Doherty - Tagged viz , pete doherty , jennifer lopez , j lo , celebrity - Current Score: 224 - Added: 7 months ago
| People think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet? | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , viz - Current Score: 221 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| I got into an argument with this thug in the pub. Anyway, I backed away, but as I was leaving he shouted, "I know where you live." I was really worried for a while, but it turned out he works for Royal Mail Parcelforce, so his threat almost certainly isn't true. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Jokes with no home > POST OFFICE - Tagged royal mail , house , threat , parcelforce , fight , pub , thug , viz , viz letters - Current Score: 180 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| Top Tip: Mourners: Read the dress-code of funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, while being only two letters away from Sombrero, is a world apart in tone. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Illness and mortality > Funeral - Tagged sombre , sombrero , viz , funeral - Current Score: 179 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| I went to see Frankie Boyle live last night, read a few Viz comics on the way home and then watched a Jimmy Carr DVD as I was going to bed. Its amazing, but nearly all their jokes were stolen from Sickipedia! | |
Joke by lionarse, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , frankie boyle , viz , joke , jokes , stolen , jimmy carr - Current Score: 171 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I can't understand all this fuss about 'evil' Josef Fritzl. As I remember the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef , fritzl , musical , film , incest , viz , josef fritzl - Current Score: 165 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not a coward, I just realise that it would be largely pointless. | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Jokes with no home > goose - Tagged goose , hero , pointless , viz - Current Score: 152 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
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